Who's hungry for more innovations from the world of the Bizarre? This time it's the Lazy Man's Metal Detector, the Hamburger Dress, and the Pee Fountain.
Lazy Man's Metal Detector
No one wants to work hard for their money, so forget about the burden
of activating your arm muscles to haul around a traditional metal
on these metal detecting sandals to keep your hands free and clear, and
fully available to hold a fork and knife if you get hungry. The device is not effective when worn during deep sea swims in search of
shipwrecks and lost treasure, but good luck with that.
This thing has "eat me" written all over it. Why buy a real hamburger
when you can slap some crocheted sexiness your bod? But sorry, size
Double Cheeseburger costs too much yarn. This is also a fashion "don't"
for vegans and vegetarians. Check out the side and butt-side views of
the Hamburger Dress.
If you secretly engage in slapping real
hamburgers on your body, I don't wanna hear about it.
Don't you know bottled water is way overrated? Drink free water – the
kind that even the water company can't make you pay for. Now you can
take a whiz and drink it too with the pee fountain thingy (I don't know the real name). For use with human or animal pee. Barf.
Directions: (1) Pee in the container where carbon eliminates the color
and taste of the funky water. (2) Use your knees to squeeze the device.
This supposedly creates pressure to push the piss pee through the
filter. (3) Enjoy a refreshing no-cost beverage.
I don't know if
this is a concept in the making or a real invention on the market, but
either way it's nastiness that I might just try if paid a large sum of
cash…..(I can't believe I just said that).