It’s all the rage in Europe and beginning to pick up steam in the States. Shademaker 3000, a new high-tech innovation from Fat-So Inc., provides a multi-faceted function as three glasses in one.
- Enhance your style (sexy glasses).
- Guard against UV rays (sunglasses).
- Blind yourself from fattening foods in the grocery aisle (Grocery Glasses).
Shademaker 3000’s patented design works by scanning the calorie and fat content in packaged foods as you stroll the grocery aisles. The lenses receive a signal to “shade out” visibility of fattening products, thus preventing purchase, consumption, and weight gain by the wearer. Arm yourself with a pair of Shademaker 3000’s and never go fatty again.
Here’s How to Order
- Send $1,995 (cash only) to Fat-So Inc.
- Allow 4-6 years for shipment.
- Fat-So Inc. is not responsible for shipments lost in transit.
- No refunds or exchanges allowed.
- Limited time offer. Act now.
Shademaker 3000 fully endorsed by Yum Yucky. Shop with confidence. You have nothing to lose but the shirt off your back the fat.
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