- Age: 26
- Height: 5’5′
- Weight: 349 pounds
- Occupation: Part-time Telemarketing Sales
- Hobbies: Window Shopper, Reality TV show fan
Inventor of lame excuses; talking with mouth full.
Sonia says: My job requires me to sit all day so I’m limited in my movement. I wanna get promoted to Floor Supervisor, so I bring in doughnuts to boost team morale. I work damn hard, about 4 hours a day, so when I get home it’s all about propping up my feet to relax for my daily dose of Reality TV. On Halloween I came to work dressed as a fitness expert and everybody cracked up laughing. My pals at the job call me Sexy Legs because sometime in the future I’m gonna start workin’ on my sexy.
Yum Yucky says: You don’t really sit at the job all day because you only work part time. Ditch the doughnuts and quit making sales calls with food in your mouth. And forget about Reality TV. You need a reality check! You dressed as a fitness expert on Halloween to be funny, but sometimes people makes jokes and laugh at themselves to cover up their insecurities. Your future begins today, so if you’re really serious about workin’ on your sexy, start right now. You have more free time than you
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