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Keen Advice for the Arse in Your Life
May 15th, 2009 • 8 Comments | Leave a Comment »
My blogger pal MizFit led me to the discovery of the word “Arse” (ass). I liked it so much I needed an excuse to use it in a post, so here it
goes…
Yum Yucky is a health, fitness, and foodie blog, so I’m obligated to tell you to get off your Arse and go exercise, then eat something healthy. Now let’s move on to expose the Lazy Arse and
the Stupid Arse (not you, of course).
To the Lazy Arse….
- Clean the toilet
- Take a shower
- Cook dinner
- Change your baby’s diaper
- Get off the video game
- Wash your clothes
- Shave your legs (ladies)
- Change your underwear
- Clean up your own mess
- Get a real job…Gold-Digger is *not* a profession
- Stop picking your nose for lunch…get up and make a sandwich!
To the Stupid Arse….
- Get your GED
- Dump that fool you caught cheating!
- Don’t drive drunk (you’re a real arse-whole)
- Safe sex, now!
- Don’t fail the pre-employment drug test…again
- Stop spending bill money on clothes & fake hair (you know who you are)
- Find some common sense
And would somebody please tell South Carolina’s 2007 Miss Teen USA contestant to get off her Arse and go back to school!
Photo credit: Alexander Raths
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Lance May 15th, 2009 at 6:22
…so I should get off my arse and step away from the computer!! Great laugh to start the day today Josie!
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{cher} May 15th, 2009 at 9:54
LOL.. i love this! have a great weekend sweetie!!!
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Tanya May 15th, 2009 at 14:19
Lol – thanks.
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Jody - Fit at 51 May 15th, 2009 at 17:48
OMG and you are so funny! I did not even know that MizFit used that word & I had just sent a note to a friend of mine via email with that word cause she does not like me to swear in her emails.. too funny! Yes, I have been known to be a “potty mouth”. My hubby calls me that. Hey, live in this crazed southern CA place with traffic up the kazoo & people who think that their arse is made of gold & you would be swearing too!
Thx Josie.. always so fun to read!
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Tess The Bold Life May 15th, 2009 at 19:35
This is the best post yet! Don’t you love Miz!
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Alexzandria May 17th, 2009 at 1:51
lol. I know a lot of lazy arses…and about miss South Carolina, she needs a map, dictionary, second grade english book, a brain transplant, and to stop using the term “such as”.
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kristisummer May 17th, 2009 at 21:06
Arse is a great word. I know that little arse of yours works hard every day. Keep going lol
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Patsy November 30th, 2009 at 8:04
If you need help with any British swearwords, I’m your gal! I particularly like the words “Wanker” and “Bollocks”. “Bollocks” is especially good shouted at top volume!
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