I was reading a blog when I noticed an idiotic fat loss headline with one of those fake before and
after pictures. So I surfed the Net to see what other fat loss absurdities I could find. There are well over 50, but I
narrowed it down to five or else we'd be here all day.
Caution! These really stupid headlines are for real.
"Lose 20 Pounds of Fat in 30 Days"
I like this better: Lose 20 Pounds of Fart in 30 Days.
"Program Yourself Thin"
Well of course! It's called Photoshop.
Obviously not a good fit for overweight drunks.
"Pen and Paper Diet"
After you write "I will lose weight" 500 times, the fat begins to melt away?
"Immediate Inch Reduction In One Hour"
False advertising! If results are immediate, why do I have to wait an hour? I don't have time for this.
Seen any really stupid headlines lately?
Photo credit: Ron Sumners