There's the miserable Little Caesars employee pimping $5 pizzas. She stands on the corner enticing passers-by to pick up a large "hot-n-ready" pepperoni.
A pimp-arella just like this one snagged me at the right moment. Friday after work. Greedy Kids are hungry. I ain't cooking. Time to buy three $5 pizzas – one with sausage just for me. What a great deal! (uh-huh)
Working on my second slice, I bit down on a rouge fennel seed that was hard as concrete dipped in liquid steele. What followed was a severely broken molar, lots of pain, and major dental work that cost me out the wha-zoo.
Here's the breakdown:
$ 5 Cost of sausage pizza
$400 Portion of dental work covered by insurance
$650 Portion of dental work *NOT* covered by insurance
Total Cost of Pizza = $1,055
I wasn't even being Greedy that day. I will never buy Little Caesars pizza again. Or will I?
Photo: Willie Lunchmeat