There's the miserable Little Caesars employee pimping $5 pizzas. She stands on the corner enticing passers-by to pick up a large "hot-n-ready" pepperoni.
A pimp-arella just like this one snagged me at the right moment. Friday after work. Greedy Kids are hungry. I ain't cooking. Time to buy three $5 pizzas – one with sausage just for me. What a great deal! (uh-huh)
Working on my second slice, I bit down on a rouge fennel seed that was hard as concrete dipped in liquid steele. What followed was a severely broken molar, lots of pain, and major dental work that cost me out the wha-zoo.
Here's the breakdown:
$ 5 Cost of sausage pizza
$400 Portion of dental work covered by insurance
$650 Portion of dental work *NOT* covered by insurance
Total Cost of Pizza = $1,055
I wasn't even being Greedy that day. I will never buy Little Caesars pizza again. Or will I?
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ouchie!! i’m not a fan of that pizza anyway, so one more reason to stay away from it! lmao
Oh my goodness, that sucks!
Oh my gosh! That’s horrible. Are you going to tell them what happened?
that stinks. that will ruin pizza for ya breakin a tooth. I work @ a dental office so I know how painful it can be. the cost that is
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I thought about it but I let too much time go by. Plus I swallowed the fennel seed evidence.
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Mary, we both like free food, but it’s the *cheap* food we gotta watch out for!
I was wondering how a pizza could cost that much? That is painful and expensive.
Oh man! We are in the same boat!