I’m so damn old, I wrap myself in mummified cloth before going to be every night. As for the loaf of bread, it’s ancient just like me.
….and this is what I look like immediately after unwrapping the mummy cloth. ((sigh)) I shave the mullet daily, but it always grows back by morning.
Leave a comment to guess my correct ancient-age. If you guess correctly I will send you a free slice of moldy Gorgonzola cheese. Excited much?